Hum bhi Bikny

Hum Bhi Bikne Gaye Thy Bazar-E-Mohabat Mein "FARAZ"

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Kya Pata Tha 8 Bajy Saary Bazar Band Ho Jaty Hain. :-)

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Faraz Kehty Hyn ...

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Ko Dekh K Hoti Hy
Pareshaani
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Ko Dekh K Hoti Hy
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Kahii'n Wo Bhi Na
Keh De

"TERI MEHERBANI" =P XD

ghar k halat

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

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dimag hai too jawab doo

Dimag hy to jawab do
Ap ki behan k jija ki sas ki nawasi k mamo ki biwi ki sas k shohar k poty ki dadi ki beti k shohar ki sas ap ki kon hy
Jawab zarur dena..

parha likha punjab

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ye SMS hr unprh ko Pohancha do
Or
Taleem Ko Aam Kro
I have done my job
“jutt ka khawab
Prha Likha Punjab”

bet between boy and girl

Bet btween boy and girl
(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I’ll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!

larkiyan badal jati hain

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath baith tha. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, lardke nahin badaltey

shadi shuda aurtain

Gal to Boy: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Boy: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

boy 2 girl

Boy 2 girl:tum kitne bhai-bhen ho? Girl:6. Boy:Baap ko aur koi kam nahi tha Girl:Tum kitne ho? Boy:1 Girl:kyu Baap mein itna dum nahi tha?

ik ladki or ladka

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

mujh se shaadi karoo gii

Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
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Girl: Kia?
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Boy: Acchi film hai na!!
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Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
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Boy: Wat!!
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Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!